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Lebuts Nived direct quote.
Game breakdown
Australia vs Ireland
-white men cant jump (photo)
-was irish team wearing sunscreen during the game, “those stadium lights are quite powerful and bright”
-a Mick vs. Convict foot race priceless
NZ vs Japan
- I previously mentioned Italy vs Australia as being unwatchable but I gave a fews LoLs to go with it. This time im not. you only watched this game if your from NZ or know someone from the Japan team, because NZ, their similar to Canada hockey fans, Canada could play Laos in a Hockey game and we would watch it till the very end plus the hours or replay highlights and TSN expert opinions.
Wales vs Samoa
-Samoa's blue jerseys are amazing
-Paul Williams Samoa 15? Wales didn't lend them a guy cause they were short did they.
Scotland vs Georgia
15-6 Scotland
Did somebody tell them lowest score wins?
"Subtitles please for Scottish player’s interview in 'English?'"
Did somebody tell them lowest score wins?
"Subtitles please for Scottish player’s interview in 'English?'"
USA vs Russia
All the cold war references wont make it bearable
Petri the scrumhalf, 'the Brooklyn boy'
Russian national anthem is bad ass, reminds me of old James Bond movies
most likely USA motivational speech pregame "let's kick there ass like we did in WW2"
Canada vs Tonga
- amazing banter about facial friends
-you don't like rugby or Canada if you didn't stay up and watch this game
-you don't like rugby or Canada if you didn't stay up and watch this game
SA vs Fiji
-'Burger has a charge' is this rugby or McDonald's?
-Fiji dressing room has a healthy amount of bananas, oranges, apples and water
-Fiji dressing room has a healthy amount of bananas, oranges, apples and water
England vs Georgia
-how hard is it going to be to get the grass stains out of Englands white kit?
-England found the right tailor, their numbers are staying on this game.
Samoa vs Namibia
-Namibia's opponents average 49 points per game in 2011 RWC
-whatever happened to the show Lost? was the island they were on Samoa?
Argentina vs Romania
-Argentina is the only team at the world cup from South America
-where are the mythical romans?
Canada vs France
-a lot less beard comments
-so glad Canada is now wearing white shorts
-France, sick black+blue kit rivals their white+greys
Highlights
-Fast draw try of the tournament Samoa 0:46 Kahn Fotuali'i
-Cian Healy Ireland prop Man of the Match
-James Pritchard maybe born in NSW but knows how a true Canadian utilizes hockey skills along the boards.
-Samoa #22 best mullet of tournament (picture)
-‘monkey see monkey do’ Canada/France opening tries
-JP Pietersen awesome defence
-Alesana Tuilagi beast mode vs Namibia
-Possible best name of the tournament Census Johnston Samoa
-Alesana Tuilagi beast mode vs Namibia
Mediumlights
-Learning a little bit about Georgia, its not the home of Coca-Cola, the Masters, or Atlanta Falcons, Braves or even the University of Georgia Bulldogs
-Just over 6500 species of fungi, including lichen-forming species, have been recorded from Georgia, but this number is far from complete. The true total number of fungal species occurring in Georgia, including species not yet recorded, is likely to be far higher, given the generally accepted estimate that only about 7% of all fungi worldwide have so far been discovered.
-Sonny Bill Williams on the wing really? and carrying the ball like loaf of bread (picture)
-Black Eyed Peas 'Tonights Gonna be a Good Night' song before every games kickoff-Wales vs Samoa my pregame question, What team will have more tattoos?
-Is tape a renewable resource?
-Why dont referees or touch judges wear tight jerseys?
-The ongoing debate about the lack of kicking accuracy, its not the ball or the ‘magnitude’ of the event. The posts are crooked.
Great Quotes
commentator
-look at the power “Booomfa booomfa” Connor trainors run
-commentator 1 “man hows that for facial hair.
-look at the power “Booomfa booomfa” Connor trainors run
-commentator 1 “man hows that for facial hair.
commentator 2 “hes got a decent beard”
commentator 3 “some would say he has it all”
-commentator 1 “they have obviously had a bit of a beard growing competition, in that Canadian forward pack.”
commentator 2 “Kleeburger has that hands down doesnt he”
“Oh yes” commentator 1 “hes 27 years old but i think the beard might be a bit older than that.
-Australia vs Ireland “They were a bit of 6s and 7s out wide”
-“head and shoulders was the call” is this a shampoo commercial
-“bryce lawrence oh he had the protractor out on that one” referee call on scrum
-“not a happy chappy there”
-about James O'Connor's hair “its not ruffling the hair or anything like this , probably got a ton of gel in it, Its not ruffling the hair or anything, its quite pleasing”
-lip reading Will Genia “Mate was the first bit Im not sure we can repeat the next bit.
-“ but referee obliged to blow”
-about Tuailagi, Samoa wing “hes a big unit”
-“oh a little secret” two Samoans whispering into each others ears
-“oh just over cooked it”
-why theres so many scrum penalties “the tightness of the jerseys, the props getting binds, not enough to grab on to. the fabric that they use now a days” my favourite comment of the tournament
-about refereeing England vs Georgia “weak, weak, weak refereeing”
-“if Daniel Carter had done that we would be drooling”
-“you have heard of tit for tat”
-“look at that beard!” countlessly throughout Canada vs Tonga game
-“well what a lovely look, ahh yes” about a female French fan
-“i think thats lay cock” debating pronouncing of 2 or more roosters in the crowd
During the Russia USA game after this (picture)
During the Russia USA game after this (picture)
Commentator 1 "Which one is the girl?"
Commentator 2 "It's hard to say...but one of them is on steroids"
Commentator 3"They both might be mate"
-“cause thats the rules Paul.” ref explaining to Paul O'Connell a specific call
-Ref “you tell them to play the game and i'll ref”
-NZ vs Australian bias in full force " Oh Adam Byrnes has gone straight in there , a good Australian . Always first to the fight" - Adam Byrne born in Australia - playing for Russia
-Ref “you tell them to play the game and i'll ref”
-NZ vs Australian bias in full force " Oh Adam Byrnes has gone straight in there , a good Australian . Always first to the fight" - Adam Byrne born in Australia - playing for Russia
After Ireland game “downtown auckland get ready, your about to get hit by a big green wave”
pretty sure not the best comment because of the recent earthquakes and tsunamis in Christchurch and Japan. Use your heads hobbit kiwi announcers.
How to Improve Rugby in the Future
this may not all be fact but im gonna take ‘creative license’
I'm a big fan when players appear into a game or a fight they have theme music. Think about how awesome it was to hear Stone Cold Steve Austin's glass shattering or 'if you smell what the rock is cooking'. That being said I don't know how it can be done yet, in baseball its when either a pitcher comes from the bull pen or batter comes to the plate, but I am really liking the nice touch the NZers are doing whenever a team gets points they play a famous artist from their country. I first noticed it after the Canada game when BTOs , Ain't Seen Nothing Yet, started to play. Australia had ACDCs Its a Long Way to the Top.
wanting to hear what ‘songs/artists' from what country you want to hear.
Mom Quotes
after seeing James O'Connor “he looks like Justin Bieber”
-mom quotes about an attempted penalty “good”, commentator “away to the right”, Mom “what!!”
-mom quotes about an attempted penalty “good”, commentator “away to the right”, Mom “what!!”
-mom quotes You see whos sponsoring the time clock Tag Heuer
-“look at that ear!” about Jamie Cudmore
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| USA vs Russia talking politics |
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| Love the contrast of head gear and Fijis jerseys |
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| Amazing SA warmup kit |
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| Brett Lawrie likes the RWC |
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| Bono at Ireland game |
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| pre game Stadium countdowns are awesome |
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