"this is from the mind of a creative genius"
Devin Stubel direct quote before writing this.
Game breakdown
NZ vs Tonga
-it seems like NZ can take any random citizen and have him play world class wing.
-needs to become part of pop culture sayings “the Tonga tuxedo” similar to ‘“canadian’’ tuxedo’
Fiji vs Namibia
-“does fiji know its not sevens” no word of a lie I was watching the game live with my dad and said that exact sentence 5 minutes earlier.
-i didnt see a neon namibian ninja did you?
Romania vs Scotland
-Romania has awesome jerseys.
-Chris Paterson’s soccer goal kick, penalty attempt.
Japan vs France
-theres Spanglish. What language is Japanes-French? The referee thinks its english.
-In this kit are "les bleus" "les blancs"?
England vs Argentina
-“the pumas dressing room” wheres team nike, adidas or reebok?,
-Whats the most effective way to keep the numbers on Englands jerseys? (staples, glue sticks, spray paint)
SA vs Wales
- SA best warmup kit ever.
-Wales did you see that one try Williams (1) pass to Williams (2) offload to Williams (3) grubber and try to Williams (4). Conversion Jones (1) Jones (2) retrieve kicking tee, Jones (3, 4, 5) water boys.
USA vs Ireland
-Ngwenya’s scrum cap USA USA USA USA USA
-Just after half loving the fan wearing an Ireland jersey holding a Canada flag.
Australia vs Italy
- No amount of .Dingo ate my baby, Shrimp on the bAArbe, Chef Boyardee, Soccer diving jokes will make watching this game enjoyable
-Namibian 10 - 60m+ penalty, 2 dgs
-Team Argentina immensely passionate during their anthem.
-Were going STREAKING at England vs Argentina. commentator ‘oh my goodness’ why it was a successful streak guy leapt over right after a failed penalty, the bright yellow security reacts and starts chasing from same end and is not even at the 22 before said streaker is past halfway. and then we got the north american treatment of no more video footage or comments.
-Possible best name of the tournament Guthro Steenkamp SA.
-blocked kick from his knees Wales vs SA - Lee Byrne Wales
-Italy vs Australia, great performance by Quade Cooper. Italy fans how annoying is diving and excessive injury acting.
Mediumlights
-Learning a little about Namibia via wikipedia. its pronounced Namibia not Nambia, “After Mongolia it is the second least densley populated country in the world”
-no vuvuzelas or thundersticks
Showing the players getting off the team bus. And giving the impression that they are literally arriving minutes before the game. It makes me concerned that they are going to be rushed and that the players are not in any hurry to get the game started.
- i feel cheated every person I know from NZ doesnt have a face tattoo
- Im confused Argentina pumas but they wear Adidas???
- does the black england jerseys trick NZers into thinking its the allblacks playing?
- whats with only players last names during player introductions.. I feel like im waiting for Kaka, Ronaldo and Ronaldinho and the rest of the Brazilian Soccer team.
- I know why Americans havent caught rugby fever yet. commentator “ hes only centimeters from the line” ????How far is that miles, yards, feet and inches please
- Italy vs Australia it looks like a team Sweden inter squad game
Great Quotes
Ali Williams “was i not legitimate”
Ref “no”
Commentator about Fiji lack of attack- “as if these guys out there dont even want to play, there lined up like an army march and still cant get the hands through.
Commentators discussing kicking a ball and hitting the beams of the roof of the Dunedin stadium.
Sign in the crowd "We grew facial hair,, so we look French"
Commentator before French game "Fancy dress very much part of their repertoire"
commentator about Japanese goal kicker "i dont think I have ever seen a guy hold his mouth guard, for some of us take it out and stick it in their socks, Holding it in your hands, never quite seen that before.
"A real excitement machine on the right there." commentator about France's Vincent Clerc
Japanese 9 and 20 my ultimate French comment 'votre petite'
Sign in the crowd "call me 0210826908"
commentator before SA vs Wales. “it certainly is a colourful crowd here” racist???
commentator about referee Wayne Barnes “hes shooing away the water boys”
commentator about Welsh fan“ shes not disappointed, got herself on the tele, I think she thought that was better than the kick going over”
several commentators “balls loose!”
commentator “Oh, thats graphic”
commentator “its raining”
this may not all be fact but im gonna take ‘creative license’
mandatory “hakas” for every team -The first game featured an amazing dual of the NZ haka vs the Tongan “sipi tau” - Now the “hakas” are traditional war dances from the South Pacific that are a challenge to the opposing team. I doubt that, lets say Georgia, has a similar tradition, but time to realize the Youtube era and finally put to use those high school Drama classes. Could you imagine Scotland bagpipes and highland dancing vs France smoking cigarettes and eating baguettes or Italy preparing an excellent pasta dinner vs Ireland leprechauns having a Guinness boat race.
wanting to hear what ‘hakas’ from what country you want to see.
“looks like a sell out crowd” My unsaid thought. its the World Cup in the most rugby mad country.
“oh hes concussed” My unsaid comment. are you a doctor, not every big hit turns into Sidney Crosby.
I realize I need to add way more photos next update.
Feel free to spread this collection of words to friends and other rugby fans. if they are going to find this funny . Look forward to next round of games.
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