After this post I am going to put more thought and effort for the knockout stages

Week Fore

"The lady doth protest too much, methinks."

Hamlet - William Shakespeare.

WARNING its against the law to murder someone

Game breakdown 

Canada vs Japan  

-Kiwi accent made it sound like he said Johnny Cudmore off of a lineout

-"he's professing his innocence..it got me fooled"

-they both got the nice orange boots on about DTH and Phil McKenzie

South Africa vs Samoa

-“hes got dynamite in his boots.” about Francois Steyne

-“he just about broke the cross bar with his first one” about Francois Steyne's attempt at a penalty from past half that ricocheted off the posts.

-Nigel Owens - ref - to Samoa Hooker “what part of wait did you not understand...Do you want to play against 16 players?”

-Never knew he was a fan

Cookie Monster

England vs Scotland

-“looks to me like the Scotland coach Andy Robinson has had a blood transfusion, had his English blood replaced by Scottish blood”

-"Theres been an extravaganza of free kicks"

-about Alan Jacobson “with all due respect, but in NZ that part of the ground is known as ‘fat mans alley’”

-referee Craig Joubert “and no yelling at me either” to England 9 Ben Youngs

-“I dont know why Joubert is asking one of the English players” about referee Craig Joubert asking if Scotland’s penalty kick was short.

-“you can see spider cam coming into your picture now” Justin Marshall talking as if the camera is a person and not the spider cam 

-“Sweet as a nut” after Johnny Wilkinson drop goal

Wales vs Namibia

-That mountain in Taranaki is beyond amazing

-Wales the fittest team at RWC

-Grade A name - Lloyd Burns ‘the Newport Brick Layer’

-Big chugging Heinz Koll - Namibia lock scores a try “thats a beautiful moment in Rugby World Cup”

 Wales vs Fiji

-didn't think Wales would put that big of a beatdown on Fiji

-commentator  after a Welsh try “I dont want to take anything away from Wales but theres a 3 meter forward pass there.”

Italy vs USA

-Was this the try of the century??  Were you watching?

Australia vs Russia

-Radike Samo on the wing!!!

Georgia vs Romania

-Name I'm going to miss Georgia 12 Tedo Zibzibadze

-commentator “thats the easiest name in all of Romania to pronounce”

-commentator “plenty of man hugging going on the the Georgian dressing room”

-commentator “when you look at their faces they got ‘man’ written all over them”

- I am just going to repost an awesome Twitter post because it was so truthful 

@ChaunceyOToole Georgia v Romania must be a nightmare for colour commentators 

France vs Tonga

-A name that will stick with me forever Tongan Winger Sukanaivalu Hufanga

-commentator about France's attacking style “very hard to go through a wall of Tongans like that”

-“I saw how polite he was being with the referee, there” about Tonga 17

CAUTION unfiltered opinion

-Tonga fully deserved that win but  France are fucks for the last bit of play not going for the win reseting a 5 meter scrum 4 times when they needed to score twice

Canada vs NZ

-“oh dear, thats about the worst offside in the tournament” about Canada 10 - Ander Munro

-Jason Marshall awesome ‘football’ throw totally not as the kiwi commentators say 'legitimate'

-I stopped watching after this score did we win?

-Who was this guy he got a lot of screen time

French referee has definitely never seen anything like that before

Italy vs Ireland

-what did Ireland's coaches say at half time?

New and improved format starting next week, Stay tuned.