Ireland vs Wales
Future Newspaper Headline
"After a close Welsh victory both teams realize their combined power, and join forces, like Transformers, to become the unbeatable nation of Wirelands. But there inability to either choose green or red as there colour, because a red/green mix is a copyrighted trademark of Christmas, has forced tournament organizers to withdraw team Wirelands."
England vs France
Future Newspaper Headline
"France leaves there past excuse to losing to the Tongans "of we were 'le tired'" and run a disfunctional England side into the ground."
South Africa vs Australia
Future Newspaper Headline
"Bryan Habana claims to be 'King of South Africa' after beating Australia. He argues that he found the ancient South African king's crown and said , "try to catch me, and make me give it back.""
NZ vs Argentina
Future Top Secrety New Zealand Government documents title
"Immediately cancel plans to invent time machine back to 1987." After beating Argentina, NZers still continue to believe.
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