Friday, October 14, 2011

This is the space that should be dedicated to the 'title'

Semi Predics
Its shrt frm wk.
France vs Wales
Future Newspaper Headline 
"sacré bleu! nous étions contre les dragons, les jonquilles, et une centaine de gars nommé Jones et Williams"
Damn it! (or scared blue, not too sure) we were up against dragons, daffodils, and one hundred guys named Jones and Williams.  
Wales in a convincing win, send France back to their homeland for baguettes and the comfort of a smooth cigarette. 

NZ vs Australia
Future Newspaper Headline 
"After Australia removes their embassy from New Zealand, NZ officials consider being nicer to their next closest neighbours, Antarctica and Chile"

With all these horrible injuries somehow the AllBlacks keep winning games. (here comes another horrible Lord of the Rings reference)  They must have the One Ring, one ring to rule them all. 
After last weekends Quarter finals games, Kiwi, Welsh and français papers contacted me, for permission to use my future headlines.  SA papers also contacted me for future use of my Habana prediction.  Australia sent me a message about not selecting them to win again this week and if it works out in their favour again, I could be looking at a fancy boomerang and a nice new pair of UGGs. 
A heartfelt goodbye to the one and only ‘Bash Brothers’, Jannie and Bismarck Du Plessis.  Whenever both were on the field together they would pick fights and stickup for one another no one else. Maybe a non-fictional story?
  • Bismarck ‘Jannie, there making fun of my lineout throws.  
  • Jannie ‘leave my little brother alone’
  • both ‘in the name of the Du Plessis brothers’, ‘time to start throwing’




Mark McGwire | Jose Canseco 
the Hanson brothers 
Fulton Reed | Dean Portman
Awesome fact the Du Plessis brothers were born in a famous place.  Bethlehem.  Now either Jesus was actually South African or theres a Bethlehem in South Africa and another town from the Bible stories

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